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50 Humorous Intercourse Tales That’ll Make You LOL

The beauty of intercourse (moreover the orgasms, after all) is that when you make a mistake or one thing awkward occurs, you may at all times chortle about it later. Prepared for some significantly humorous intercourse tales?

Have you ever ever given a blow job in an Uber and misplaced your nostril ring? What about doing it in a Woolies change room whereas the clothes attendant was proper exterior? No? Effectively these actual ladies have — they usually’re keen to share their funniest intercourse tales with you. Belief me, you’re in for amusing.

In case you’re not both in tears after studying this or able to threat some jail time throughout your subsequent sexual encounter, learn it once more. These 50 ladies have risked all of it for The Large O… you would possibly need to attempt it someday.

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“We will roll with it, or you may let me borrow your razor.”

“I used to be hooking up with this dude for months, however it wasn’t constant, so after I went over to his place I realised after I bought there that I used to be not, let’s simply say, 100-percent ready down there. I defined the scenario to the dude and gave him two choices. ‘We will roll with it, or you may let me borrow your razor, with a very new razor head’ (as a result of duh, micro organism!). He opted for the second alternative. And I hopped within the bathe, nonetheless drunk, and shaved every thing. How I didn’t slip within the bathe or minimize myself whereas drunk is past me, however mission completed… and the intercourse after was truly the most effective ever with that man, so yeah!” — Heather R., 26

“I truly began to move out.”

“I used to be hooking up with a man and I didn’t eat a lot that day. Once we bought within the bathe to have intercourse, I truly began to move out. The man had to assist me out of the bathe, dry me off, and mainly turned my physician. I used to be so embarrassed.” — Emily B., 24

“Seems, he had an entire baby.”

“I used to be hooking up with this man for about three months, however he would at all times come to my place since I lived close to the city centre with all of the bars. However one night time, I lastly went to his home to hook up, and after I went to toilet to wash up afterward, I observed a bunch of children garments on the ground and a small toothbrush. Seems, he had an entire baby. Three months and I by no means knew!” — Melanie C., 24

“This man had popped a few Tic Tacs whereas he was down there.”

“I used to be hooking up with this man who didn’t like giving oral. However I pushed him on it, as a result of equality, and he lastly agreed to present it a attempt. As quickly as he bought began, I keep in mind feeling one thing bizarre down there tingling and burning. I quickly realised that this man had popped a few Tic Tacs in whereas he was down there with out letting me know. WTH, dude?!” — Isabelle M., 26

“Apparently his dick was burning. Sorry to this man.”

“I used to be making this spicy stew recipe on-line that known as for a bunch of habañeros. I washed my palms fairly effectively, however I suppose they nonetheless had pepper on them, as a result of later that night time after I was giving a man a hand job, he began making humorous noises and began yelling, ‘Oww, owww.’ Apparently, his dick was burning. Sorry to this man.” — Ilena B., 26

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“I couldn’t assist however attempt to remedy the maths downside.”

“The primary time I had intercourse with my highschool boyfriend, we had been at his dad and mom’ home alone. We went as much as his room, and he laid me down on the mattress. However simply as he put it in, I regarded up on the ceiling and observed he had by-product math equations taped there. The complete time, I couldn’t assist however attempt to remedy the maths downside. I informed him this wasn’t going to work for me and we went out for pizza as an alternative.” – Ashley L., 24

“I’ve by no means questioned my life decisions extra.”

“It was the night time of my boyfriend’s fraternity formal. We had been having a very good time when he requested me if I needed to sneak away from the dance flooring. We ran to the lads’s toilet, picked a stall, and began having intercourse. That was, till three of his brothers got here in to make use of the toilet. They began chatting it up on the urinals. And we had been simply within the stall, bare, attempting to stay as quiet as potential. That’s after I snapped again into actuality and realised how disgusting this toilet was. I’ve by no means questioned my life decisions extra.” — Amber G., 24

“That didn’t cease us from catching up within the laundry room.”

“One time at a home get together, I noticed my crush strolling in from throughout the room. We hadn’t talked shortly, however that didn’t cease us from catching up within the laundry room of our pal’s home. We had been actually having tough intercourse within the laundry room whereas folks knocked loudly on the door as a result of they thought it was the toilet.” — Denise B., 25

“He sat me on a random automobile parked within the alley.”

“Once I first moved to [a new city], I got here throughout a NSFW profile on Tumblr with this man who was common for the sloppy head he provides. So I used to be scrolling by way of his profile and got here throughout a submit that mentioned one thing like, ‘Repost this when you’re primarily based in X.’ So being new and unknown to the town, I mentioned, hey, why the hell not… and messaged him. A day or so later, we ended assembly up at a Mexican-themed bar. After just a few margaritas, we went to a restaurant. Once we bought to the sales space, we immediately started making out and um… exploring one another’s our bodies. So we slipped out earlier than the waiter got here again and went into the alley proper subsequent to the bar. He sat me on a random automobile parked within the alley and confirmed me precisely how he turned so Tumblr well-known.” — Sharice F., 25

“Who knew Kyle seems like Carl in German?”

“I used to be learning overseas in Spain and met a very cute German man whereas out one night time. We had an important night time collectively, however the subsequent morning, he informed me I’d been calling him the flawed title your entire night time. Who knew Kyle seems like Carl in German?” — Elise C., 23

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“I requested if he needed to hitch and shortly I began making out with my colleague’s date.”

“One Friday afternoon within the workplace, my colleague was venting about not having been on a date shortly. I motivated her to attempt her luck on Tinder. She ultimately met a man she appreciated, they chatted for a bit, and he requested her out. However he needed to know if she had a pal for his pal on the town. After all, I agreed to be her wingwoman. We met up at a lounge and laughed the entire night time. However my pal needed to move residence as a result of she had work the subsequent morning.

“After they dropped her off, I selected to remain and hang around with the 2 guys. Initially, I used to be solely dancing with the date I used to be arrange with, however after just a few rum punches, we had been all taking turns dancing collectively. We took a break and went exterior to chill off. Exterior, me and my unique date started making out. After we stopped, I observed his pal was simply standing there. I requested if he needed to hitch and shortly I began making out with my colleague’s date. Shortly after, all of us went to a resort and that’s the story of my first threesome.” — Serena B., 25

“It was the right one-flight stand.”

“I used to be on a 12-hour flight, and the man subsequent to me was fairly cute. I swear he was Ryan Gosling’s twin, and he was sporting a military uniform (exhausting to withstand, proper?). We began speaking, and a few hours in, I used to be attempting to go to sleep when he mentioned I may relaxation my head on his lap to be extra comfy. So I did, however a pair minutes in, I may really feel he was getting exhausting. So I began rubbing his dick. He put a blanket over my head so no person round us may see, however I’m almost constructive the lady on the opposite facet of the aisle may inform what was occurring, particularly after I pulled down his zipper and began bobbing my head up and down. Fortunately, he got here fairly rapidly. We talked after the flight up till baggage declare after which by no means noticed one another once more. It was the right one-flight stand.” — Amber M., 28

“I misplaced my nostril ring within the Uber, and I form of need it again.”

“I gave a blow job to my colleague in an Uber. It was extremely sizzling and we’ve ended up hooking up a number of extra instances. However I misplaced my nostril ring within the Uber, and I form of need it again… however I’m too afraid to ask the Uber driver ’trigger who is aware of what he noticed again there?” — Rebekah M., 25

“It was tremendous bizarre wanting on the tons of household footage on the wall.”

“It was my first hook-up. We had been making out on the sofa, and after some time, he requested me if I needed to enter the bed room. I mentioned sure, however then he lead me into his dad and mom’ bed room! I keep in mind him saying he’d simply at all times needed to hook up on his dad and mom’ mattress they usually had been out of city so we wouldn’t get caught. I simply went with it, although it was tremendous bizarre wanting on the tons of household footage on the wall whereas we had been getting it on. I gave my first blow job and hand job on the mattress of some couple who would come again from vacation, fall into mattress and don’t know what occurred in it just a few days earlier. I actually hope he modified the sheets.” — Sydney S., 25

“As I used to be doing it, I observed I wasn’t actually getting any vocal suggestions.”

“Once I was at varsity, I used to be hooking up this man who smoked a variety of weed. I imply, he was just about excessive 24/7. I appreciated that he was actually chill, however seems, he would possibly’ve been too chill. One night time we had been having intercourse, and he simply stopped in the midst of it. I requested him what was flawed and he mentioned he was simply too excessive and drained. Being a beneficiant spirit, I supplied to present him a blow job as an alternative and he gladly accepted. As I used to be doing it, I observed I wasn’t actually getting any vocal suggestions or something. I regarded up and noticed that he’d fallen asleep! We stopped seeing one another after that.” — Alice P., 26

“We bought bare within the becoming room and bought to it.”

“Once I was relationship my first boyfriend, we at all times talked about unconventional locations to have intercourse. He mentioned he actually needed to have intercourse in a becoming room, so we determined to make that occur. I used to be so nervous. I’d by no means had intercourse in a public place! We spent a while simply strolling round [a clothing store] on the mall and made up this entire story to the employees about how we had been looking for him an outfit for some big day. Ultimately, each of us went into the becoming room, ensuring it was empty, and the employees didn’t bat an eye fixed. We bought bare within the becoming room and bought to it, all of the whereas attempting to make informal dialog with one another, so it didn’t appear suspicious. I by no means thought I’d say, ‘I feel that shirt would look higher with these pants,’ whereas somebody was actually inside me!” — Olivia M., 26

“My pals and I couldn’t get away quick sufficient.”

“Once I was doing my post-grad diploma, my pals and I had been out in town after a very tough week. I simply needed to unwind and see what I may get into that night time. Ultimately, this actually cute man and his pals got here as much as us whereas we had been enjoying pool and the man began chatting me up. I used to be , however he refused to inform me his title, which was slightly suspicious. However I used to be simply trying to have enjoyable, so I didn’t actually care. We had been making out, and I used to be able to go to his place that night time to hook up. However for some motive, he began appearing actually sketchy. That’s when he pulled out a bag of what I feel was cocaine, informed us he was a seller, and requested if we needed to do some. My pals and I couldn’t get away quick sufficient. I significantly dodged a bullet that night time.” — Trisha D., 27

“I saved my head down, dick nonetheless in mouth, till the coast was clear.”

“One night time, I made a decision to be adventurous. And whereas my boyfriend was driving on the freeway, I unzipped his pants and began to present him a blow job. All was effectively and good till he began swerving a bit. I suppose he couldn’t focus. That’s when he observed a cop automobile trailing behind us. He informed me the automobile was coming subsequent to ours, so I saved my head down, dick nonetheless in mouth, till the coast was clear. Once I got here up for air, we had been each cracking up laughing.” — Helen H., 25

“Then they informed me that I used to be their best choice to have a threesome with.”

“It was the night time earlier than my pal’s bachelorette get together, and I used to be staying at her and her fiancé’s home. There had been loads of instances previously when she bought drunk and began making out with me (or whoever was round), and her hubby-to-be by no means cared. So we had been of their basement/leisure room, enjoying video games, and he or she and I had been very tipsy. Subsequent factor I do know, we had been making out, and her fiancé actually began cheering. ‘Honey your desires are coming true,’ he mentioned. I ended as a result of I used to be solely confused, after which they informed me that I used to be their best choice to have a threesome with. I used to be like f*ck it, and we determined to do it.” — Reagan T., 26

“This man was mainly a mannequin.”

“A pal of mine informed me pal of his from Germany could be visiting. And since he wouldn’t be round, he needed me to present him the grand tour. I truly ended up have a good time with the man, and one night time after just a few drinks, he came visiting and we attached. This man was mainly a mannequin and regarded so fairly sleeping bare that I couldn’t resist taking a photograph of him. I by no means talked to him once more, however that picture will in the future be framed in black and white on my wall.” — Kimberly L., 24

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“I’m certain his bedside method nonetheless sucks at this time.”

“I had been hooking up with this man who was learning to be a physician. I went over one night time whereas I used to be form of sick and had a cough, however I used to be attractive so I didn’t care. He was a physician, anyway, proper? I used to be sure he’d have some chilly meds at has place. After we had intercourse, I used to be prepared to fall asleep and requested if he had some cough syrup or one thing. This man’s medication cupboard was empty, and I used to be up all night time coughing whereas he was handed TF out. I’m certain his bedside method nonetheless sucks at this time.” — Deidra N., 25

“My physique flew to the again of the seat — hitting my head exhausting, tits flailing.”

“It was our second date, and we went to go see Thor: Ragnarok. Because the trailers began rolling, he began making out with me. However I truly needed to look at this film, so I informed him to sit back till after. Film ends and we head again to his automobile. He drives to a extra secluded space within the parking zone. And clearly issues begin occurring. He fingers me after which I went down on him. We’re each about to maneuver on to full-on intercourse when he screams. I pop my head as much as see a creepy man exterior our automobile in a trench coat. Whereas I’m laughing my head off, my date jumped over me to the driving force’s seat and shifted the engine from park to drive. My physique flew to the again of the seat — hitting my head exhausting, tits flailing. It was not good. Evidently, we didn’t end having intercourse. He was too scared the unhealthy man within the trench coat would return.” — Pamela L., 24

“It was his girlfriend banging on the bed room door.”

“I used to be ‘relationship’ a soccer participant on the time. He was common and no matter, however he had a girlfriend. He informed me she was terrible and handled him badly. I used to be younger, naive, and believed him. So one night time, I used to be at his flat in mattress collectively and issues had simply began heating up after we heard a knock on the door. It was his girlfriend banging on the bed room door. She will need to have had a key, which made me really feel even worse. However I needed to hold silent for about 10 minutes whereas he yelled from behind the door that he was not letting her in. I used to be mortified.” — Kris W., 26

“I bought in line and purchased one for my stroll of disgrace.”

“I had a one-night stand, and I left her place at like 5 a.m. Whereas I used to be strolling residence, I realised her place was proper subsequent to a bakery, and other people had been already lining up for cronuts. So I bought in line and purchased one for my stroll of disgrace.” — Martha Okay., 25

“He observed just a few white stains on my boyfriend’s pants.”

“It was matric dance night time, and my boyfriend and I had been heading again to my home so he may drop me off. We attached within the automobile in entrance of an deserted home in my neighbourhood and put our fancy garments again on. Once we walked within the door, my dad was sitting on the sofa ready for us to return residence. After recapping the night time, he observed just a few white stains on my boyfriend’s pants. He requested what it was, and I rapidly mentioned ice cream. I used to be sweating by way of my gown as my dad stared my date down earlier than lastly saying, ‘Effectively, will need to have been good.’ Phew!” — Alexandra P., 26

“He began saying stuff about how he needed to marry me and produce me residence.”

“I met this man at a bar who was within the Military and briefly stationed at a base close to my faculty. We went again to my place to hook up, however as quickly as we began entering into it, he WOULD NOT cease speaking. He began saying stuff about how he needed to marry me and produce [home to] the place he was from, and saved calling me his African queen. It was bizarre and annoying. I instantly stopped and informed him this wasn’t working for me.” — Patty M., 25

“He mentioned his cum was gold.”

“It began when a sure TV superstar despatched me a DM. ‘Hey

“I noticed my bus driver’s face wanting by way of the rearview mirror.”

“My highschool boyfriend and I had been tremendous into sexual acts on the bus. They form of turned our factor. We determined to kick issues up a notch in the future with a blow job. We knew this may be more durable and fewer straightforward to realize, however we managed. Till I lifted my head up from beneath and the very first thing I noticed was my bus driver’s face wanting by way of the rearview mirror. I knew that she knew what we’d executed. The stroll from the again of that bus by no means felt so lengthy.” — Kelly G., 23

“He shrugged and proceeded to take a pee on the facet of the storage whereas we perched, bare, above him.”

“Again at varsity, after I lived within the dorms and my boyfriend lived in a home with a number of roommates, we struggled to discover a place to have intercourse… alone. Naturally, that led to us laying out a bunch of blankets on the roof of his storage and having intercourse up there beneath the celebs. It was the nighttime and we figured nobody could be strolling by in our small city, so it weirdly happy our public-sex kink whereas additionally being extra non-public than our bedrooms.

“However after all, one among his roommates stumbled residence very intoxicated whereas we had been up there, startling us as he walked by the storage. We froze, and he regarded round, clearly having heard one thing, however confused as to the place it was coming from. He shrugged and proceeded to take a pee on the facet of the storage whereas we perched, bare, above him. He then went inside, and we bought on with our night time. The following day, he knowledgeable us that he thought raccoons or another animals had been residing within the roof of the storage… and we victoriously knowledgeable him that we had been the animals.” — Jennifer S., 27

“Out of the blue, we’re being blinded by headlights because the police pulled up.”

“In highschool, my boyfriend and I’d usually drive deep into the nation to park on a random gravel highway and have intercourse. On one event, he was on high of me and my toes had been in opposition to the sprint. I didn’t realise it on the time, however I had apparently by accident flipped the lights on and off just a few instances, which caught the eye of a household that lived on the market, who then known as the cops, pondering somebody is likely to be in hassle.

“Out of the blue, we’re being blinded by headlights because the police pulled up. I attempted to cover within the area between the passenger seat and the dashboard on the ground and try to dress. The police made my boyfriend get out after which peeked in to ask if I used to be in there consensually. In addition they needed to check out my ID to test my age. They didn’t make me get out of the automobile, thank g-d. Nevertheless it was a small city and I knew the officer. I’ve by no means been extra mortified in my life.” — Melissa C., 30

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“He wiped it off and rubbed it on my naked nipples.”

“My long-time boyfriend and I bought very into edging, the place I’d give him hand job/blow jobs, stopping simply earlier than he was about to orgasm, time and again till he would beg to return and I’d lastly let him. The method led to a variety of pre-cum, and as soon as whereas we had been doing this, he wiped it off and rubbed it on my… naked nipples. I don’t know why, however it’s nonetheless one of many hottest sexual acts I’ve ever skilled.” — Victoria P., 26

“The entire expertise was surreal.”

“As soon as on a primary date, the woman I used to be with requested about my favorite comedians (my relationship profile says I like stand-up). I named just a few, and he or she requested if I used to be a fan of 1 well-known comic. I mentioned I appreciated what I had seen of his materials, and he or she informed me she knew him personally. She then proceeded to point out me a yr’s price of Instagram DM exchanges between the 2 of them from his official account, full with images and voice messages.

“She defined that they had been in a form of digital relationship, that he knew of her bisexuality and appreciated to listen to about her dates. She had despatched him screenshots of my profile and informed him we had been assembly up; he had purchased her lingerie for the event. She needed to move again to my place close by to have intercourse and ship him images of the 2 of us. In disbelief that this was occurring, I declined and the date ended shortly after. The entire expertise was surreal, and I used to be very near being spank-bank materials for a really well-known (and married) superstar.” — Kristen D., 29

“It was all effectively and good till the resident assistant discovered us.”

“I used to be an intern for the primary time, staying in dorms for the summer time. One night time whereas I used to be out my pals, I met this cute man who mentioned he was staying just some blocks down. He came visiting later that night time. However we couldn’t hook up in our dorm as a result of I had 5 different roommates. As a substitute, we went to the dorm lounge and had intercourse. And it was all effectively and good till the resident assistant (RA) discovered us. We had been each fined and needed to have a number of classes with the RA afterward. My roommates all thought it was hilarious.” — Rasheeda J., 26

“We had been on a darkish residential road when a home’s porch lights turned on.”

“One night time in the course of the early years of my relationship with my girlfriend, we had simply went out to eat and didn’t need to go residence fairly but. So we went searching for locations to park and luxuriate in one another’s firm (a.ok.a. have intercourse). We went driving throughout my city, searching for a darkish place to get down and soiled. We had been on a darkish residential road when one among a home’s porch lights turned on and somebody regarded out the window. We froze scared, attempting to make the automobile cease shaking till the porch lights went again off.” — Alyssa T., 25

“He went from 30 to 80 in a matter of seconds.”

“I used to be lastly hooking up with a man I appreciated. However when issues began heated up, he pulled out his dentures. He went from 30 to 80 in a matter of seconds and the intercourse enchantment simply fully wore off.” — Tara Y., 32

“He needed to give me a tutorial on the right way to deal with his dick.”

“I used to be in the midst of hooking with this man. When it got here time to get busy, he unzipped his pants however gave a whole pre-sex speech earlier than revealing his penis to me. And when he moved his hand, I regarded down and noticed a dick formed like a sweet cane. I used to be so overwhelmed, I feel I simply froze. He needed to give me a tutorial on the right way to deal with his dick. I used to be laughing for hours after I left.” — Rachel R., 25

“Not solely was he gone, so was every thing in my pockets.”

“I used to be having intercourse with this man I met on an evening out. We had an incredible time, till I wakened the subsequent morning and never solely was he gone, so was every thing in my pockets. This man took all of my money. And some gadgets had been lacking off my dresser too. We didn’t change numbers and I by no means noticed him once more.” — Henley B., 25

“It was the longest two minutes of my life.”

“My boyfriend and I had been having intercourse by the pond close to our faculty. And simply when issues had been getting good, we observed somebody was popping out of the water from fishing and headed our means. We each ducked down within the backseat and waited for this man to stroll by along with his fishing rod, hoping that he didn’t look in my fully clear home windows to see two bare teenagers. It was the longest two minutes of my life.” — Desi E., 30

“I began making just a few moaning noises of my very own.”

“I used to be at varsity, and my roommate’s boyfriend was sleeping over. I walked into the room they usually had been already in mattress. I hopped in my mattress and turned out the sunshine. And simply after they thought I fell asleep, they began having intercourse. I may hear the moaning. So I began making just a few moaning noises of my very own and pretended to be in the midst of a horrible nightmare till I used to be sure I had killed the temper.” — Delilah J., 25

“It’s nonetheless a number of the hottest intercourse I’ve ever had.”

“My boyfriend and I had been all about high-risk intercourse. So one night time we determined to have intercourse in the lounge whereas my mother and aunt had been within the kitchen prepping dinner. Whereas my mother shouted out questions like,’What sides would you like?’ and I answered loudly, ‘Corn is sweet,’ he was inside me. It’s nonetheless a number of the hottest intercourse I’ve ever had.” — Veronica A., 24

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“I realised he was squatting and I used to be committing a criminal offense.”

“I appreciated the favored man in highschool. I imply, everybody appreciated him. However in the future, he invited me again to his place to hook up. Once I bought there, he informed me that I needed to climb by way of this boarded-up home to get to his room. Years later, I realised he was squatting and I used to be committing a criminal offense. Younger love, amirite?” —Lena G., 35

“We had been each confused attempting to get it in earlier than his mother got here residence.”

“I used to be having intercourse with my longtime highschool boyfriend for the primary time. We had been so unprepared. ‘Do this gap,’ I keep in mind saying. We had been each confused attempting to get it in earlier than his mother got here residence. Ultimately, we figured it out. However we spent the subsequent few hours afterward laughing in regards to the recreation of search-and-find we’d simply completed enjoying.” — Laila S., 32

“I locked the door behind me and eventually caught my breath.”

“I had simply moved into my first solo flat. I used to be within the toilet after I heard loud noises coming from my bed room. I got here exterior to discover a man had climbed in by way of my window and was stealing my jewelry. He informed me to not scream. So I didn’t and as an alternative ran straight for the entrance door and into my next-door neighbours’ home, who at all times left their door open. I locked the door behind me and eventually caught my breath. Once I circled, I noticed my two neighbours in the midst of having intercourse, simply stark bare of their lounge. We instantly all burst into laughter.” — Madeline W., 37

“He was both a serial killer or the form of clear that I’d by no means reside as much as.”

“One time, I attached with this man and after I wakened within the morning my garments had been eerily folded on his desk. It nearly regarded like he ironed them. And my footwear had been in a straight line subsequent to his. I used to be fairly certain in that second that he was both a serial killer or the form of clear that I’d by no means reside as much as. Both means, I knew I wanted to finish it.” — Tracey A., 24

“That was probably the most silent automobile trip I’ve ever skilled.”

“My highschool boyfriend and I believed it will be good to have intercourse in my lounge whereas my mother was upstairs. He was in the midst of consuming me out when my mother flicked on the lights, screamed for us to placed on our garments, after which rushed to drive my boyfriend residence. That was probably the most silent automobile trip I’ve ever skilled.” — Patricia Okay., 26

“I don’t know what came visiting her.”

“I used to be younger and broke, so my roommate and I lived in a one-bedroom flat and shared a king-size mattress. One night time, she got here residence with a man she’d met at a bar. I used to be sleeping in mattress after I heard them whispering. Subsequent factor I do know, each of them had crawled into mattress bare and began to have intercourse. I sat up instantly, turned on the lights, and made them each get out. I don’t know what came visiting her.” — Georgia C., 36

“I had change into a d*mn Enterprise with advantages.”

“I used to be playing around with this man. He didn’t have a automobile. However each time he came visiting, after we’d have intercourse, he’d ask to borrow my automobile and produce it again the subsequent time. I figured he simply wanted a trip residence because it was late. However then he began protecting the automobile for longer durations of time. Ultimately, I discovered he was renting my automobile out to his pals and was simply sleeping with me for the automobile. I had change into a d*mn Enterprise with advantages.” — Wendy E., 38

“I panicked and pushed my man pal away from bed.”

“I used to be going out with this one man who I actually appreciated. However I used to be nonetheless hooking up with one among my greatest man pals on the time. One night time, my man pal was over and we had simply completed having intercourse when the person I used to be relationship knocked on my entrance door. I panicked and pushed my man pal away from bed. I requested him to crawl on the ground and out the again door. Me and the boyfriend didn’t work out. However my man pal remains to be one among my greatest pals at this time — simply now with out the advantages.” — Betty T., 36

“We despatched the blokes working exterior down the again porch steps.”

“My dad was working late, so my sister and I invited these two guys over to hook up. However my dad got here residence early, so we despatched the blokes working exterior down the again porch steps. They knocked over a white paint can, spilling it on the bottom and leaving footprints. The following day, my father got here to highschool to seek out these guys, which after all he did. They really had the nerve to put on the identical paint-stained footwear to highschool.” — Gabrielle O., 38

“I nonetheless can’t look her within the eyes.”

“I used to be spending the night time at my boyfriend’s home. He lived along with his brother and sister-in-law on the time. So we had been within the kitchen when the temper struck — we began having intercourse and in walks my boyfriend’s sister-in-law, jaw open, as the 2 of us stood there, butt bare in opposition to the counter. I nonetheless can’t look her within the eyes.” — Lisa Okay., 35

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